Jan 08 2009
The Girls Next Door Have a new Roomate: Hugh Heffner has a new Trophy
The Girls Next Door wouldn’t have a mansion to hang their bunnie ears on, if Hugh Hefner wasn’t the dude. An older “dude”, no doubt. Yet, the women seem to flock to good ole boy, Hugh Hefner. Hugh has the fame, the intellect, the money, the legend, the mansion and those rabbit eared girls. All things being equal: Hugh Hefner is a walking, talking legend in his time.
Hugh Hefner has added another girl to his arm. Her name is Crystal Harris, of course. Heffie likes to have three main squeezes. This is more for the illusion, than anything else. Some guys need hot cars, Hefner needs a lot more.
Crystal must have passed Hugh’s passage to Hefferdome. Will she be one of The Girls Next Door?
1. Crystal Harris had to pass her booty inspection.
2. Crystal Harris can not be allergic to latex.
3. Crystal must always pretend to be infatuated with Mr. Hefner.
4. Crystal must be discreet, should she have a relationship with another man.
5. Crystal must always display public affection for her benefactor.
6. Crystal must love the benefits of airbrushing and Photoshop technics.
7. Crystal must never tell the media that Hugh sleepwalks almost 15 hours out of the day.
8. Crystal must display affection for Hef’s other girlfriends, in a very physical way.
9. Crystal must never get inside the monkey cage: with, or without clothes on.
10. Crystal Harris has to laugh at all of Hugh’s jokes, even when he forgets them.
Apparently, Crystal Harris, that psychology student who is only twenty two years old, passed the Playboy test! She seems to have the looks to be included into new episodes of The Girls Next Door.
Crystal got permission from Hef to tell the whole world, she is one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends! Thank God. We all know what this means! Or, do we? What does it take to be a girlfriend of Hef’s? He can’t be asking for too much anymore.
Ms. Harris is mifft, though. This poor girl insists that she never got a proper introduction to the world as Hefner’s newest trophy. It’s those damn Shannon twins that got all of the hype, not Crystal.
Since Crystal got her shot at fame, all of the news services have been lining up in crowds at the Playboy mansion, just to talk to Crystal Harris. Right now, Crystal Harris does not have a lot to say. She is too busy being one of the new Girls Next Door, girlfriend of Hugh Hefner.
We can be sure to see Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriend, in some upcoming episode of The Girls Next Door, or magazine edition of Playboy within this next year. Welcome aboard, Crystal Harris!
